UGLY ATTIRE:
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his sales assistant’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the salesman ran over with some very good news for him.
“Guess what, sir?” he said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!”
“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-purple double-breasted thing?!”
the manager asked.
“That’s the one!”
“That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?”
“Oh,” the sales assistant replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me …”
WAGON WOES:
A farm boy was helping his father during harvesting and accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The neighbouring farmer heard the noise.
“Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled, “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aww, come on,” the farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa will be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbour said with a smile. “Your pa is a good man! By the way, where is he?”
“Under the wagon.”
